A beneficent and God-pleasing act that requires at least one sorostitute (able bodied is a must - an amputee would be too cruel) and one tall
frosty can of Steel Reserve. Merely lead the cock hungry whore (i.e. the sorostitute) into your bedroom or the back of your van, wherever you normally do this stuff, and proceed to penetrate her vigorously. After she is
good and moist from some heavy duty
fucking, pull out of her gaping vagina and immediately enter her gaping rectum. Since she is a lowly whore, she will expect this move as lovemaking's natural progression. But here's where you surprise the bitch: upon reaching climax, pull out once more and
nut all over her back, but aim your shooting
sperm arc so most of it gets in her stylish hairdo. As she contemplates the piss
poor state of her life, you perform the coup de grace by shot gunning the Steel Reserve and pouring the undrinkable trickles on her cum gummed head. If and only if she really deserve this last part, then go ahead and: place one palm under her chin for leverage while smashing the empty can down on the top of her
skull, thus crushing the can and whatever fleeting scraps of dignity she may have had
left.
Hey I heard your slutty sister likes to get the Steely McMichaels, but she requests the
skull can
crunch! She must have suffered some trauma that links her arousal with
pain and humiliation. Too bad.