McMichaeled 

To be pussy whipped beyond recognition of a respectable male and human being and or the loss of testicles.

He's back at UCM again. This dude's definately getting McMichaeled hard.

McMichaeled by McSklazing November 9, 2009

Steely McMichaels

A beneficent and God-pleasing act that requires at least one sorostitute (able bodied is a must - an amputee would be too cruel) and one tall frosty can of Steel Reserve. Merely lead the cock hungry whore (i.e. the sorostitute) into your bedroom or the back of your van, wherever you normally do this stuff, and proceed to penetrate her vigorously. After she is good and moist from some heavy duty fucking, pull out of her gaping vagina and immediately enter her gaping rectum. Since she is a lowly whore, she will expect this move as lovemaking's natural progression. But here's where you surprise the bitch: upon reaching climax, pull out once more and nut all over her back, but aim your shooting sperm arc so most of it gets in her stylish hairdo. As she contemplates the piss poor state of her life, you perform the coup de grace by shot gunning the Steel Reserve and pouring the undrinkable trickles on her cum gummed head. If and only if she really deserve this last part, then go ahead and: place one palm under her chin for leverage while smashing the empty can down on the top of her skull, thus crushing the can and whatever fleeting scraps of dignity she may have had left.

Hey I heard your slutty sister likes to get the Steely McMichaels, but she requests the skull can crunch! She must have suffered some trauma that links her arousal with pain and humiliation. Too bad.

Steely McMichaels by Alpha&Omega October 27, 2005

Michaeled 

When someone comes up to you in your office and assaults you with a totally unsolicited converstion. Typically it will involve various aspects of their life that you could care less about knowing.

Dude, I just totally got Michaeled. I was sitting at my desk and it happened. Why the hell would I care why he doesn't like working here, or how many "chicks" he meets online.

Michaeled by Anthoni April 1, 2008

team michaeled 

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") (past tense of being on Team Michael) In the workplace, when someone gets passed up for promotion.

My bosses new I was open for promotion, but I got Team Michaeled as they gave it to Rachel.

team michaeled by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

Michaeled 

Being punched unexpectedly after being greeted in a friendly manner by a ghetto black person name Michael.

Damn bro, I just got Michaeled.

Michaeled by Dank Thrill October 15, 2015

Michaeled 

When you're about to win but fail at the last possible second.

Michael, Michaeling, Michaeler

I really michaeled that boss fight.

Michaeled by kombatman November 21, 2018

michaeledmondkelly

Warrior,freedom fighter ,cannibis producer ,writer,singer,songwriter,carpenter,athlete,boardrider,fish catcher,poet

michaeledmondkelly did all the above in his lifetime

michaeledmondkelly by Mekfreedomfighter December 4, 2021