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Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Related Words
maichang maicha Maichail maisha manchair macha maitha Machan Machado Machai
Marcha is a name not many people have.
If you meet someone named Marcha, she's probably a quiet/shy person but when you get to know her more she's actually fun to hang out with. Marcha's are kind,creative, funny and smart even if it doesn't seem like it. She is also childish but is serious most of the time. she can be mysterious and scary but dont mind that Marcha is very kind. For Marcha is making friends really hard, so if you are friends with Marcha you're very lucky. She is loyal and would anything to make you happy and also everything to protect you. ONLY IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO HER! Marcha is not a very social person and hates most people. Overall Marcha is cool keep her as your friend :)
Person: Hi what's your name?
Marcha: My name is Marcha.
Marcha by Buttercup500 April 16, 2021
Beautiful 😍 and has a kind good heart that keeps everyone happy she is loving and loyal and caring she is pretty both inside and outside
Maisha by Cupcake18203y August 24, 2017

MAchar AZA #1887

A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)
"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"
MAchar AZA #1887 by BennyG3 April 26, 2017

Malchamoovitz 

She's a yenta and a malchamoovitz.
Malchamoovitz by Murray Haldanish September 19, 2019
a meaningful and deep conversation between two blokes(usually late at night when they're both pissed as farts)
manchat-hey man you're my best friend ever, i love you man....
manchat by lfcwhitman October 12, 2007