Malachai is a dude who looks for trouble, but can be a really great guy. Loves to party and get girls. No one can understand him at times, but he cares to become a wealthy person and enthusiastic. Hard working but very talented.

You know Malachai?
-yeah, he's a crazy son of a birch
Yupp that's malachai

malachai by niggasinparis6969 January 13, 2014

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MALACHAI PARKER

Malachai parker is the hottest man in the tv show , the vampire diaries , he’s honestly godly!!

omg did you see malachai parker in vampire diaries?!

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malachaisexual

Only being attracted to Malachai Parker from The Vampire Diaries.

friend: hey what’s your sexuality?
me: oh I’m malachaisexual.

malachaisexual by tvdkaiobsessed December 30, 2020

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Malichi

A really big Simp who admits he is. Horny 24/7 and lowkey seems like he would be a Pan. He looks a little gay but isn’t but he’s till a SIMP.

ili: who is that guy with the blue hair pretending to cut himself

Nik: Malichi the big ass Simp

Malichi by For my homies April 27, 2020

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Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott

!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart

"CAYDEN LEBRON MALICHI SYLER INFINTY BURT CRICKET GREEN SCOTT" "NOOOOOOOOO"

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott by Beebo34 February 24, 2023

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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