malichai

a fucking god

he wants to be malichai so bad

by MALIWOK September 1, 2023

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

malachai

Malachai is a dude who looks for trouble, but can be a really great guy. Loves to party and get girls. No one can understand him at times, but he cares to become a wealthy person and enthusiastic. Hard working but very talented.

You know Malachai?
-yeah, he's a crazy son of a birch
Yupp that's malachai

by niggasinparis6969 January 13, 2014

MALACHAI PARKER

Malachai parker is the hottest man in the tv show , the vampire diaries , he’s honestly godly!!

omg did you see malachai parker in vampire diaries?!

by xkqtiex November 6, 2020

malachaisexual

Only being attracted to Malachai Parker from The Vampire Diaries.

friend: hey what’s your sexuality?
me: oh I’m malachaisexual.

by tvdkaiobsessed December 30, 2020

Malichi

A really big Simp who admits he is. Horny 24/7 and lowkey seems like he would be a Pan. He looks a little gay but isn’t but he’s till a SIMP.

ili: who is that guy with the blue hair pretending to cut himself

Nik: Malichi the big ass Simp

by For my homies April 27, 2020

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott

!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart

"CAYDEN LEBRON MALICHI SYLER INFINTY BURT CRICKET GREEN SCOTT" "NOOOOOOOOO"

by Beebo34 February 24, 2023