A shower that is unaware of the subtle shadings of temperature between scalding hot and freezing cold.
Scalded pink then frozen to death, thanks to our manichaean shower.
Possessed of an obsessive belief that the original version of any work of art (principally film and music) is the only valid one.
He's so originanal; he refused to come see Vanilla Sky, and every time I play the Oasis cover of 'Cum on Feel the Noize' he visibly clenches in disgust.
The vicarious pleasure a man derives from seeing another man's penis being serviced sexually, usually by imagining himself in the same situation. In other words, the reason some straight men cannot enjoy lesbian porn.
For me it's either hardcore or futanari
; gotta get my penis empathy.
Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.
I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.