Mamaroneck Avenue School 

The only school in Mamaroneck. Where most of the hispanic population around attends. Every child from here is viewed as ghetto or poor (even though they're not). It is considered to be in "the hood" according to the Jewish community (also untrue). It has great education but horrible budget. It used to have an awesome playground but in 2005 it was demolished and was remade into a field of grass with a lame ugly green playground on the side. That year is also known for the 2005 Tree Battles, where all the 5th graders fought over the tree in the corner of the yard, leaving them bloody and bruised. The tree was skinned for reasons unknown and then chopped down and turned into stools for kingergateners to sit on. The cafeteria food is absolute garbage. There is nothing worse than the foul stenchy lumps of "food" that they produce. Especially their square pizzas and soggy hamburgers that soak in pools of grease and fat. The cafeteria staff is also known for handing out a side order of sass. The school is currently under the rule of the tyrants Mrs. Amon and Ms. Borsella. The school's values have changed from happiness and sunshine to despair under their rule. Go tigers (their mascot)!

Larchmont kid 1: Did you go to Mamaroneck Avenue School?
Larchmont kid 2: No, what do you think I am, poor?
Larchmont kid 1: I don't know, you look like you're from the hood.

Mamaroneck Avenue School by Munbo July 2, 2012

Mamaroneck Highschool 

The only public school that kids living in Larchmont and Mamaroneck can go to. Known for its open campus, excessive amounts of clubs/extra curricular activities, and academic programs. In athletics Mamaroneck's baseball team won states in 08/09. Has a great field hockey/Tennis teams, terrible football team, average everything else. The school has one of the best music programs in the tri-state area. Still suffers from basic school problems like no budget (despite the ridiculously high property taxes), lack of student parking, and terrible tenured teachers. Has a very large population of Jews and Latinos alongside the standard white christians, but few blacks. Most are wealthy and have cars which they attempt to find nearby parking for. The majority of students are generic prepy kids who wear nice cloths or t-shirts with jeans or shorts. According to a single survey given in 2006, Mamaroneck high is #1 in the state and #2 in the country for drinking (bullshit). Many smoke pot regularly but not everyone. Kids at Mamaroneck high are educated in safe sex and therefore arent too stupid to use a condom (most of the time), resulting in few teen pregnancies. Mamaroneck students almost all graduate and most go higher end schools spread around the country for undergrad.

Average Mamaroneck Highschool conversation:
Boy: "Hey we both have 3rd period free. Want to go across the street to Walters Hot Dogs for lunch?"
Girl: "No thanks i have to go to the library and study for AP biology."

Mamaroneck Highschool by Former Mamk student August 18, 2011

mamaroneck 

a town in westchester where rich people think they're ghetto

(a typical conversation in mamaroneck)
kid 1: yo you wanna skip school and smoke some pot?
kid 2: no lets swim in my indoor pool while watching my 72" plasma HDTV

mamaroneck by ADULTSofTOMMOROW August 31, 2010

Mamaroneck 

Mamaroneck is the quaint little area that is surrounded by rye, harrison, white plains, scarsdale, larchmont, and the long island sound. One can find anything from 10+ million dollar homes, to ten thousand illegal central americans. Aside from that you can find all types of little shops and condo/co-op living areas, as well as huge nation-wide chains e.g. McDonald's, Blockbuster, Lupita's Grocery Store, etc... They have great grammer schools, although, not many of the adolecent youth seam to reflect this, and an even greater high school. There is a local government who hold elections every year, still, it's a well known fact that you have to be of the lanza blood-line to even run for an office.. non the less, the town has been run, commercially and socially, by a ghost-office holder, Solo, for many years now and who has moved away from the area recently. He still calls the shots and is proud of what he has made of the cute little area by the water known as mamaroneck. Like Keyser Söze he's rarely seen in the area, but if u do catch a glips, call elaine and tell her

"even in the garbage, u can find some spare change... think of mamaroneck as the change.. err-one else is the garbage"

Mamaroneck by staysippin October 3, 2007

Mamaroneck 

A place of much diversity
mexicans
jews
white ass lo lifes
and those more fortunate on the border of larchmont : )

yaa i live in mamaroneck
thats y im taking spanish

Mamaroneck by slfosho January 8, 2009

mamaroneck 

some parts if mamaroneck is white community most ghetto sometimes known as "mamexico". the white people that live there just want to be like larchmont people, but cant afford it. the ghetto people want to be like the bronx or something.

ghetto daughter: mah, why aint we da livin in the bx where mah daddy live?
ghetto mother: we live in mamaroneck. we don wanna live in no ghetto, dey be shootin us bcuz you be knowing i stole dem drugs fo' you.

mamaroneck by aayo, its beezly =] December 31, 2006

Mamaroneck 

The Town of Mamaroneck consists of the Unincorporated Area, the Village of Larchmont and the part of the Village of Mamaroneck lying west of the Mamaroneck River or that part that is not Rye Neck. During recent years a large growth of illegal immigrants have been on the rise. The Town is controlled by 1 man and they call him JP.

" Mamaroneck is a great town to live in."

Mamaroneck by USMM01 September 9, 2005