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malfactice
The charge or accusation of the practice of; knowingnly or (though rarely) unknowingly giving a bad definition or fact as related to a many things. Commonly, the charge is levied on a person who runs their mouth to impress, sound smart, or be part of a conversation they know nothing about.
malfactice by glamrocker October 26, 2010
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Malzac • malachi • Malachy • Malachi Crunch • Malachite • Malacas • malacan • malaccamaxx • Malach • malachai
Malachai (Kai) Parker
Malachai (Kai) Parker by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018
Malachi Crunch
1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007
Malachite
Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"
Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.
Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.
Malachite by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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