Malophobe

A person who hates the person that goes by the name "Apfel"

Jamsie: I'm a proud Malophobe.

by nanjan August 12, 2023

maliphoneism

When your iphone autocorrects the word you misspell into something ridiculously different from the one you aimed for. Derived from malapropism.

My iPhone just pulled another maliphoneism, it changed neverending to Nebraskan. Good call, brain inside my iPhone!

by mariadeathstar November 27, 2010

mayophobia

the fear of mayonnaise

oh no! i have mayophobia

by ahyes June 22, 2020

miliphobe

A person who does not like, and hence will not date, people in the military.

Jeff, who is in the Navy, is hot. But Nicole will not date him because she is a miliphobe.

by Virjenia June 27, 2007

melophobia

1. the fear of music

2. the most bad ass band ever

Did u hera melophobia play last night?

by swingman March 31, 2005

melophobe

a melophobe is someone who fears people who have sex with melons (melophile) of all sorts but specifically watermelons. this fear has been dated back to king Henry the VIII who walked in on his father (Henry VII) while he was having a foursome with henry s mother a watermelon and a bag of weed. today this fear affects people in the thousands most famously is tom cruise he used to be a melophile but in an unfortunate accident with a melon which had a knife in he is no longer.

Idiot #1: "I heard Jimmy's in the hospital dude!"
Idiot #2: "Is it his melophobia?"
Idiot #1: "Yeah, it's real bad... he happened upon Tom Cruise going at it jackhammer style with a Japanese cube watermelon. I think he's in critical condition!"
idiot #2: "Man that guy has to be more sensitive to the melophobe community"

by Tim Melon January 24, 2010

maliphobia

the fear of people named Amalia

person a: "have you met amalia"
person b: "yeah, she scares me. i have maliphobia"

by tyedyesupreme July 28, 2021