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Macophobic 

1. Pertaining to or suffering from Macophobia - the fear of everything Apple.
2. How one feels when they walk into a crowded Apple store filled with many Apple fans.
3. tending to induce Macophobia.
1. As he grew out of his preteens, Peter became more and more Macophobic.

2. "I want to check out the new iPod Touch, but fuck it, let's get out of here - so many Apple fans surrounding me is making me feel Macophobic."

3. A Macophobic section of Best Buy.
Macophobic by idme@t January 4, 2009
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macophobic 

One who is afraid of using a Mac (Macintosh) computer or any other Apple Inc. product for no apparent reason.
That macophobic student still refuses to purchase an iPod.
macophobic by Jon Barr September 26, 2007

Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

mayophobia

oh no! i have mayophobia
mayophobia by ahyes June 22, 2020

maxphobic 

The state of being prejudiced against white boys named Max that exclusively listen to rap and country music.
Max said he hated Carly Rae Jepsen and started playing Eminem in her place. I am now maxphobic.
maxphobic by razor scoots September 24, 2018

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.
Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

mycophobia 

Mycophobia is a fear of mushrooms.
fear mushrooms mycophobia
mycophobia by Satanic Mantra January 8, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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