miliphobe

A person who does not like, and hence will not date, people in the military.

Jeff, who is in the Navy, is hot. But Nicole will not date him because she is a miliphobe.

by Virjenia June 27, 2007

mindphobe

a person who is afraid of people who take medication to help them to stabilize their moods or organize their thoughts.

Mindphobism is like sexism or racism. Someone is being mindphobic when they discriminate against you because of your psychiatric disability- so they won't rent you an apartment or give you a job or date you or be your friend because they are afraid that your mind works differently from theirs. There are lots of mindphobes out there. Fortunately, mindphobia can be cured.

"So I crashed at HMs place last night and when she saw me pop my meds she totally freaked out and tried to convince me to come off them! I told her that my body needs the drugs to work properly and that it's just like someone takes insulin because their body doesn't process sugar properly. She started ranting about big pharma like there's a big conspiracy to brainwash everyone. I don't get it - how can someone who is supposed to be a close friend of mine turn out to be such a MINDPHOBE?"

by Christy Pentland December 26, 2008

maliphoneism

When your iphone autocorrects the word you misspell into something ridiculously different from the one you aimed for. Derived from malapropism.

My iPhone just pulled another maliphoneism, it changed neverending to Nebraskan. Good call, brain inside my iPhone!

by mariadeathstar November 27, 2010

Malophobe

A person who hates the person that goes by the name "Apfel"

Jamsie: I'm a proud Malophobe.

by nanjan August 12, 2023

melophobe

a melophobe is someone who fears people who have sex with melons (melophile) of all sorts but specifically watermelons. this fear has been dated back to king Henry the VIII who walked in on his father (Henry VII) while he was having a foursome with henry s mother a watermelon and a bag of weed. today this fear affects people in the thousands most famously is tom cruise he used to be a melophile but in an unfortunate accident with a melon which had a knife in he is no longer.

Idiot #1: "I heard Jimmy's in the hospital dude!"
Idiot #2: "Is it his melophobia?"
Idiot #1: "Yeah, it's real bad... he happened upon Tom Cruise going at it jackhammer style with a Japanese cube watermelon. I think he's in critical condition!"
idiot #2: "Man that guy has to be more sensitive to the melophobe community"

by Tim Melon January 24, 2010

maliphobia

the fear of people named Amalia

person a: "have you met amalia"
person b: "yeah, she scares me. i have maliphobia"

by tyedyesupreme July 28, 2021

Millphobia

The phobia of people whom identify as Windmills.

The millphobia is ridiculous!

by Solakar December 7, 2020