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mindphobe 

a person who is afraid of people who take medication to help them to stabilize their moods or organize their thoughts.

Mindphobism is like sexism or racism. Someone is being mindphobic when they discriminate against you because of your psychiatric disability- so they won't rent you an apartment or give you a job or date you or be your friend because they are afraid that your mind works differently from theirs. There are lots of mindphobes out there. Fortunately, mindphobia can be cured.
"So I crashed at HMs place last night and when she saw me pop my meds she totally freaked out and tried to convince me to come off them! I told her that my body needs the drugs to work properly and that it's just like someone takes insulin because their body doesn't process sugar properly. She started ranting about big pharma like there's a big conspiracy to brainwash everyone. I don't get it - how can someone who is supposed to be a close friend of mine turn out to be such a MINDPHOBE?"
mindphobe by Christy Pentland December 26, 2008

maliphoneism

When your iphone autocorrects the word you misspell into something ridiculously different from the one you aimed for. Derived from malapropism.
My iPhone just pulled another maliphoneism, it changed neverending to Nebraskan. Good call, brain inside my iPhone!
maliphoneism by mariadeathstar November 27, 2010

Malophobe 

A person who hates the person that goes by the name "Apfel"
Jamsie: I'm a proud Malophobe.
Malophobe by nanjan August 12, 2023
a melophobe is someone who fears people who have sex with melons (melophile) of all sorts but specifically watermelons. this fear has been dated back to king Henry the VIII who walked in on his father (Henry VII) while he was having a foursome with henry s mother a watermelon and a bag of weed. today this fear affects people in the thousands most famously is tom cruise he used to be a melophile but in an unfortunate accident with a melon which had a knife in he is no longer.
Idiot #1: "I heard Jimmy's in the hospital dude!"
Idiot #2: "Is it his melophobia?"
Idiot #1: "Yeah, it's real bad... he happened upon Tom Cruise going at it jackhammer style with a Japanese cube watermelon. I think he's in critical condition!"
idiot #2: "Man that guy has to be more sensitive to the melophobe community"
melophobe by Tim Melon January 24, 2010

maliphobia 

the fear of people named Amalia
person a: "have you met amalia"
person b: "yeah, she scares me. i have maliphobia"
maliphobia by tyedyesupreme July 28, 2021

Millphobia 

The phobia of people whom identify as Windmills.
The millphobia is ridiculous!
Millphobia by Solakar December 7, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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