4 definitions by swingman

wide white wand

a white guys penis of massive girth
I stuck my wide white wand in Hailey's mouth.
by swingman April 1, 2005
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melophobia

1. the fear of music

2. the most bad ass band ever
Did u hera melophobia play last night?
by swingman April 1, 2005
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kackle

mark fucked up the word kaffa, so thats what we call it now
Damn kackles! Get the fuck outta my way!
by swingman April 1, 2005
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Zeppelins

titties

refering to the large rigid airship consisting of a cylindrical trussed and covered frame supported by internal gas cells
Look at the zeppelins on her!
by swingman April 14, 2005
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