The fear (justified or not) of having a
booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own
nose or nostril.
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the
nose or nostril(s)