The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The
word of
friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which
will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st
person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?
2nd
person: "I
don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."
1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"