Mayorgasm 

Related to FoodPorn. When you or your friends are feeling an orgasm at the view of mayonaise on a dish.

- ahhh annnnn sooo guuuuudddd !
- what the heck jeremie ?
- owe I just had an mayorgasm, this looks so delicious

Mayorgasm by Suparub July 15, 2016

mayorgasm 

Da heady euphoric rush dat you get when you're elected as head-honcho.

Merely receiving a memo dat you've been picked to be town-manager is nothing to get a bleepin' mayorgasm about... there may be little or no actual prestige with said lofty position, plus it may be a difficult and thankless job, to boot --- "with great power comes great responsibility"!

mayorgasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

morgasm 

The overwhelmining joy or angst of discovering something trivial.

"I literally morgasmed over a stack of 20 year old computer magazines."

"He morgasmed after reading the API documentation for Network Install Manager."

morgasm by G111 October 17, 2013

Morgasm 

An orgasm that takes place in the morning, specifically after sunrise.

Tony: "You're late to work again?"
Patrick: "Sorry, had to get my morgasm in."

Morgasm by Kat Chivette November 16, 2017

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.

Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long

Morgasm Sellersexual by tammyface2 February 3, 2008

Minorgasm

That tingly feeling from either

- singing along
- dancing along

- or both

to songs by Kylie Minogue either live or recorded.

This is a play on the surname Minogue and the word orgasm.
This term is used when doing the 2 fore mentioned actions above and getting a wave of gay pop goodness that frees you from life for a period of time.

The effects will be teary eyes, vibrating muscles, constant urge to smile and the feeling to do it all over again.

Dude 1: Are you going to see her live on tour?
Dude 2: Yeah! I can't wait to get a Minorgasm there

Minorgasm by FeelingMighty February 18, 2011

mayorkas 

A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.

Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.

Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.

mayorkas by Thundernut Williamson November 18, 2021