milorgasm

An orgasm produced by sex god Milo Ventimiglia. Milorgasms usually occur just from the sight of him, but fapping is also recommended.

Girl 1: I so totally had a milorgasm when watching Heroes today.
Girl 2: ZOMG me too! He's so hawt.

by emilyinwonderland January 13, 2008

microgasm

An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.

George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?

Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.

George: Are you going to see her again?

Jerry: ...I don't think so.

by craigD October 14, 2006

morgasm

The overwhelmining joy or angst of discovering something trivial.

"I literally morgasmed over a stack of 20 year old computer magazines."

"He morgasmed after reading the API documentation for Network Install Manager."

by G111 October 17, 2013

mirrorgasm

To climax against your own reflection. This is an act of extreme erotic narcissism. Often preceded by removal of clothes in front of the mirror. Ususally nude, sometimes heightened with a little body oil. One slowly rocks and grinds against the cold glass. Kissing the glass. Eye contact makes it even more intense. The result is a quaking spasming passionate union with your double, on the other side of the looking glass. A simultaneous mirrorgasm. Warning: this can be addicitve. If practiced too much, one can fall in love ith themselves.

Giselle couldn't get last night's mirrorgasm out of her mind. The six foot mirror was streaked a smudged with body prints and lipstick marks. Her own. No one could come close. No one had the ability to touch Giselle, sending her into paroxysyms of ecstacy No one... but Giselle. And her "mirrorgasms" were her secret ritual.. Where body and body met . limbs entwined, hibone against hipbone, nipple against nipple. At the height of the mirrorgasm, the whole world disappeared aruond her as she fused with her double, every inch her perfect skin an electrode of pleasure.

by ranna obliqua June 21, 2007

mirrorgasm

1. Achieving an orgasm by grinding one's nude body directly against its own reflection in a full-length mirror. No hands are required; body-to-glass undulations are enough to trigger this powerful explosion.

2. A simultaneous orgasm that ignites between one's self and one's reflection. An act of extreme erotic narcissism. The climax is often intensified by direct eye contact, mirror kissing, and body oil.

Julie caught a glimpse of herself in a hallway mirror at the crowded party. She was so hot for herself, she just wanted to get home, strip down, and give herself a mirrorgasm.

by oneandonly June 21, 2007

Morgasm

An orgasm that takes place in the morning, specifically after sunrise.

Tony: "You're late to work again?"
Patrick: "Sorry, had to get my morgasm in."

by Kat Chivette November 16, 2017

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.

Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long

by tammyface2 February 3, 2008