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Moms who use social
media
for the sole purpose of
stalking
their
children
"Why weren't you at basketball practice
today
? I
saw
you went for hamburgers instead"
"Mom have you been
stalking
me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"
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Malker
May 3, 2014
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Malker
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Moms who use social
media
for the sole purpose of
stalking
their
children
"Why weren't you at basketball practice
today
? I
saw
you went for hamburgers instead"
"Mom have you been
stalking
me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"
Malker
by
Malker
May 3, 2014
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0
Get merch