Malker

Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children

"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"

by Malker May 3, 2014

Malker

Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children

"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"

by Malker May 3, 2014

malker

a person who talkes in movies

i went to the movies yesterday and there was this malker so i bashed him

by goobeejoo November 25, 2007

malker

One prone to stalking in malls. Usually hey stay a store behind their victim to avoid seeming too obviously enthralled.

Jane: OMG, who is that guy following us?

Jill: Who, that guy in Abercrombie and Fitch?

Jane: Yeah! He has been a store behind us for the past three hours!

Jill: O wow. What a total effing malker!! Let's junk-punch him.

by ha_thats_cool April 4, 2011

Maskerbating

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

by Photoist July 28, 2020

Milkers

Huge boobs, breasts, tiddies

Guy 1: look at the at&t lady HUGE MILKERS
guy 2: MILK

by LolMILK March 22, 2021

anime milkers

huge ol’ anime tits, when “anime tiddies” just doesn’t cut it

Carl: Hey melvin, you seen the absolute size of those anime milkers?
Melvin: sure have, CJ. They’re massive dawg!

by HentaiEnthusiast445 August 13, 2019