Malker

Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children

"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"

by Malker May 03, 2014

Malker

Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children

"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"

by Malker May 03, 2014

Malkers

Mall Walkers

People don't like the malkers

by $p@GotTi April 25, 2018

malker

a person who talkes in movies

i went to the movies yesterday and there was this malker so i bashed him

by goobeejoo November 03, 2007

malker

One prone to stalking in malls. Usually hey stay a store behind their victim to avoid seeming too obviously enthralled.

Jane: OMG, who is that guy following us?

Jill: Who, that guy in Abercrombie and Fitch?

Jane: Yeah! He has been a store behind us for the past three hours!

Jill: O wow. What a total effing malker!! Let's junk-punch him.

by ha_thats_cool March 19, 2011