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Makedown 

When a girl uses so much makeup that it makes her less attractive than she was before.
Girl 1: What is it with 13 year olds and their botched attempts at using cosmetic products?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's hard to find one without makedown.
Makedown by Jackue July 13, 2011

Makedown 

When a person jumps on another person and they start making out, and they both fall over. Combination of Makeout and Takedown.
''I have a huge bruise on my back... I think it's from last night's makedown when I fell onto the table''
Makedown by Kiwi~Chan March 4, 2009

Makedonski 

A mythical tribe from the Balkan Mountains.According to Greek and Albanian sagas the Makedonski tribe had unusually large heads that were square shaped.They used to tell their neighbors how they conquered the whole world,and they built the pyramids of Egypt.IOW they stole other peoples' history.Ancient Greek writers wrote many jokes about the Makedonski tribe,unfortunately very few survive.In Albanian folklore if you told an Albanian that he looked like a boxhead(Makedonski),you were taking a chance with your life.
These are a few Greek jokes written about the Makedonski Tribe:
Q. How do you sink a Makedonski battleship?
A. Put it in water
Q: Why did the Makedonski cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Makedonski out of a tree?
A: Wave to him

Makedonska krvava svadba 

Having a sexual intercoarse with a women that's on her menstrual cycle. Often times it stains the bed and leaves a huge mess.
Bro my gf was on her period yesterday so we had a makedonska krvava svadba.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026