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Makedown 

When a girl uses so much makeup that it makes her less attractive than she was before.
Girl 1: What is it with 13 year olds and their botched attempts at using cosmetic products?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's hard to find one without makedown.
Makedown by Jackue July 13, 2011

Makedown 

When a person jumps on another person and they start making out, and they both fall over. Combination of Makeout and Takedown.
''I have a huge bruise on my back... I think it's from last night's makedown when I fell onto the table''
Makedown by Kiwi~Chan March 4, 2009

Makedonski 

A mythical tribe from the Balkan Mountains.According to Greek and Albanian sagas the Makedonski tribe had unusually large heads that were square shaped.They used to tell their neighbors how they conquered the whole world,and they built the pyramids of Egypt.IOW they stole other peoples' history.Ancient Greek writers wrote many jokes about the Makedonski tribe,unfortunately very few survive.In Albanian folklore if you told an Albanian that he looked like a boxhead(Makedonski),you were taking a chance with your life.
These are a few Greek jokes written about the Makedonski Tribe:
Q. How do you sink a Makedonski battleship?
A. Put it in water
Q: Why did the Makedonski cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Makedonski out of a tree?
A: Wave to him
Makedonski by Jesus J. Rivera May 23, 2008

Makedonska krvava svadba 

Having a sexual intercoarse with a women that's on her menstrual cycle. Often times it stains the bed and leaves a huge mess.
Bro my gf was on her period yesterday so we had a makedonska krvava svadba.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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