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A person who is not male and is the opposite gender "female"
Why are you Malen't? being Male is superior
Malen't by Koffash and YouTube November 11, 2020
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Male tears 

The emotional tears from toxic masculine person’s fragile egos
His male tears flowed as he explained why the woman was not above him though she paid the bills.

Male Tears 

A term that has been used since before 2012 to mock how much entitled men cry when women do or say anything that makes their sense of privilege feel even slightly threatened. But that in the last couple of years, men have attempted to change to mean sperm (even though there is no evidence of the term ever having been used for that previously). Because they have to undermine every single thing that women do.

the term 'man tears' has been used very rarely to mean sperm. But it is a different term to 'male tears' (the clue is in the way the words are not the same), and even that had originated with another meaning before being hijacked by sperm-obsessed men.
Neckbearded crybaby: I have to sit like that on the train. My balls are too big to sit like a normal, polite person
Educated woman: Male tears are delicious!
Neckbearded crybaby: Waah Waah. You're mean!
Male Tears by Haru Yasumi October 2, 2018

male tears 

Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.
Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
male tears by MxR August 19, 2014

Male tears 

It means sperm, according to some men. Men whose testicles are hanging under each eye. That's sad.
"I'm fed up of my male tears..."
"I'm so sorry for you. When do you have surgery ?"
Male tears by Dozntmatr July 16, 2018

male thot 

He a male thot He talk to everybody
male thot by nino da kidd March 7, 2014

Male Tears 

" Last night I spread my male tears all over Jennifer's face, after she gave me an around the world and head."
Male Tears by Blight Hatred September 6, 2014
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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