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Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.
Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
by MxR August 19, 2014
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Another synonym for semen or nut, the male reproductive fluid usually excreted during sex.
by Johnny Boy 117 May 30, 2018
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The word male tears is slang for semen often the word is found on mugs or cups drunken by feminists
The feminist drunk from the cop that said male tears on it otherwise known as semen
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