Urban Dictionary: Male tears

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Male tears

Slang term for semen or cum

jessica drank chad’s male tears straight from the tap!

by Krankyfox September 30, 2018

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A term coined by Donald Trump on his show "The Apprentice" even though bosses used it all the time before. Now anyone who watched five minutes of it thinks it's THE ABSOLUTE SHIT and uses it to say "YOU SUCK!" or "LOSER!" or something of the sort.

You're fired!
You suck!
Loser!

by jewpoints September 23, 2004

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Male Tears

Another synonym for semen or nut, the male reproductive fluid usually excreted during sex.

She drank hella male tears last night

by Johnny Boy 117 April 24, 2018

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male tears

Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.

Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!

by MxR August 19, 2014