jessica drank chad’s male tears straight from the tap!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

She drank hella male tears last night

Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!

“Haha, drinking all of these male tears #metoo”
“Ummm”

" Last night I spread my male tears all over Jennifer's face, after she gave me an around the world and head."

When she bent over in those yoga pants, I could not contain my male tears.