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Malechanism 

A religion worshipping malechan
You must simp for malechan
You must be in his discord server
My religion is malechanism
I am a believer in malechanism
Malechanism by Malechansimp December 8, 2020
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When 2 men's body hair come into contact with each other and they get stuck together. (One man is hooks and the other loops)
I was sitting on the porch swing with Chad when our legs touched and we got Malercroed together."Malecro"
Malecro by MrCantstandya July 22, 2010

Malechanism 

A religion worshipping malechan

you must simp for malechan and be in his discord server
My religion is malechanism
Malechanism by Malechansimp December 8, 2020
Commonly happens in business when a woman makes an important statement or has an idea and a man repeats the same exact thing and thinks he came up with it.
"Is there a manecho in here?" said Sylvia, when Alan offered the same exact solution Sylvia had offered only minutes earlier as if it was his own.
ManEcho by SPJohns August 27, 2020

malchortle 

From a prose adaptation of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross:

"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.

"Fine. You mean the board...? How am I doing on the board?"

"Okay," Ricky said with a helpless gesture. "The board."

George gave a little malchortle. "I'm fucked on the board!"
malchortle by Worgus June 26, 2008

Malephobic 

You hate men.Good Job!!Men are discusting❤️
"Are you homophobic?"
"No i am malephobic"
"OMG SAME!!"
Malephobic by ieatsticks July 5, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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