malechi

A hot guy that loves and is very loyal to his girlfriend. The best guy and girl can have.

Girl1-Wow who's that guy! He's smoking.

Girl2-That's a Malechi! He's has a girlfriend so don't brother, he won't even look at you.

by Sexy beast mama May 19, 2017

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Malechi

A cute ass white boy with a big ass dick, and yes he can definitely use it! Malechi is so good in bed that you won’t want anyone else ever again.

Girl 1: Omg! Is that Malechi?

Girl 2: Yes! Look at his dick in those gray sweats.

by Bob Wilkinson November 23, 2021

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Malechanism

A religion worshipping malechan
You must simp for malechan
You must be in his discord server

My religion is malechanism
I am a believer in malechanism

by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

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1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

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Malachite

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.

She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go

by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010

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