Malecro

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When 2 men's body hair come into contact with each other and they get stuck together. (One man is hooks and the other loops)

I was sitting on the porch swing with Chad when our legs touched and we got Malercroed together."Malecro"

Malecro by MrCantstandya July 22, 2010

Words you can keep

Male-cro

The unfortunate and unintended side effect of two hairy men sitting next to each other and becoming permanently attached.

As a result of Male-cro, if Robbin Williams and Tom Selleck ever did a movie together, they would be unable to film anything other than sequels for the rest of their careers.

Male-cro by Officer Villatreaux January 11, 2009

Related Words

Male-cro • Malecho • malecon • Malecowfeces • Maleiro • maleroaded • Hector Malector • Underground Maleroad • male cougar • male prostitute

malecon

The place las putas take you to #squadBro

Andreas:Yo that girl was puta locura
Balcero: yeah hermano, she's gonna take you to el malecon

malecon by El_Capo May 23, 2016

Hector Malector

Hectic's successor.

Adam: Dude, what happened with that chick last night?
Ben: That chicks fur cave was hector malector!
Adam: Sweeeeeet

Hector Malector by grooof August 3, 2011

maleroaded

When a female is maneuvered by a male into going along with something against her own judgement/interests in order to avoid being negatively labeled

A colleague maleroaded me into a schedule change that doesn't work for me.

maleroaded by BP&Co January 30, 2019

Maleiro

The most attractive and sexy boy in his house. He most likely to fuck you to death if you know about Cars and Forza Horizon. He is trying to persue a pro football career.... He is very close

Man that, Maleiro looks extra thick today

Maleiro by OLAJIDE DEMULA November 20, 2021

Malecowfeces

Year's ago as a lawyer, I would have to file legal briefs with the court responding to the argument being made by my opponent in his/her pleading or brief. So often, I just want to say this or that argument was just plain bullshit. Of course I could not without risking suffering the ire of a judge. So, I came up with Malcowfeces which is Male Cow Feces, better known as BULLSHIT. Used it several times over the years and never got called out.

I object. Your honor, for my distinguished colleague to say that my client was inebriated at the time he walked naked into the bar full of Nuns is pure malecowfeces.

Malecowfeces by Word E Smith March 15, 2022

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026