Malecro

When 2 men's body hair come into contact with each other and they get stuck together. (One man is hooks and the other loops)

I was sitting on the porch swing with Chad when our legs touched and we got Malercroed together."Malecro"

by MrCantstandya July 22, 2010

Male-cro

The unfortunate and unintended side effect of two hairy men sitting next to each other and becoming permanently attached.

As a result of Male-cro, if Robbin Williams and Tom Selleck ever did a movie together, they would be unable to film anything other than sequels for the rest of their careers.

by Officer Villatreaux January 11, 2009

malecon

The place las putas take you to #squadBro

Andreas:Yo that girl was puta locura
Balcero: yeah hermano, she's gonna take you to el malecon

by El_Capo May 23, 2016

Hector Malector

Hectic's successor.

Adam: Dude, what happened with that chick last night?
Ben: That chicks fur cave was hector malector!
Adam: Sweeeeeet

by grooof August 3, 2011

maleroaded

When a female is maneuvered by a male into going along with something against her own judgement/interests in order to avoid being negatively labeled

A colleague maleroaded me into a schedule change that doesn't work for me.

by BP&Co January 30, 2019

Maleiro

The most attractive and sexy boy in his house. He most likely to fuck you to death if you know about Cars and Forza Horizon. He is trying to persue a pro football career.... He is very close

Man that, Maleiro looks extra thick today

by OLAJIDE DEMULA November 20, 2021

Malecowfeces

Year's ago as a lawyer, I would have to file legal briefs with the court responding to the argument being made by my opponent in his/her pleading or brief. So often, I just want to say this or that argument was just plain bullshit. Of course I could not without risking suffering the ire of a judge. So, I came up with Malcowfeces which is Male Cow Feces, better known as BULLSHIT. Used it several times over the years and never got called out.

I object. Your honor, for my distinguished colleague to say that my client was inebriated at the time he walked naked into the bar full of Nuns is pure malecowfeces.

by Word E Smith March 15, 2022