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marathonging
marathonging by Throbbing Monster February 17, 2009
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maachung
maachung by Kingkong56 June 28, 2010
marathonger
someone who wears thongs for extended periods of time, for example, up to 24 hours or wears thongs for several weeks or more at a time.
Becky's gynecologist told her to lay off the marathonging because she's getting excessive yeast infections.
marathonger by cinematek July 3, 2004
Justin Michael Malachinski
A racist.
Justin Michael Malachinski by cumwithoxiclean September 12, 2021
marathong
The overexposure of thong underwear, typically on women (or men) too overweight to rightfully be wearing such garments.
"That hairy Danish guy is running another marathong at the beach."
"Hey pal, what's with the banana hammock? You trying to win a marathong?"
"Hey pal, what's with the banana hammock? You trying to win a marathong?"
marathong by revenge_of_tastycakes May 4, 2009
Marathong
When the sweat builds up in a marathon participant's undergarments, the result is a squishy bunching of clothing in the lower regions. The squishing of the undergarment is so tight, it appears visually related to a thong. This phenomenon is known as a "Marathong".
Marathong by SN33KYSN33KY February 18, 2009
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