Malachong

Legendary person who demolishes anyone he sees in games, and has the ability to do anything he likes without being contested.

Wow, I wish I was Malachong

by Namgang July 12, 2019

marathonging

wearing the same thong underwear for a period of greater than 36 hours

Due to poor planning and a series of one-night-stands, Lisa has been marathonging for four days.

by Throbbing Monster February 17, 2009

maachung

Means 'mate' or 'brother' in Sri Lankan

Curry 1: Hey maachung you going to the curry hut!
Curry 2: Yeah maachung they have good papadumms.

by Kingkong56 June 28, 2010

marathonger

someone who wears thongs for extended periods of time, for example, up to 24 hours or wears thongs for several weeks or more at a time.

Becky's gynecologist told her to lay off the marathonging because she's getting excessive yeast infections.

by cinematek July 3, 2004

Justin Michael Malachinski

A racist.

Did you know, Justin Michael Malachinski is a racist.

by cumwithoxiclean September 12, 2021

marathong

The overexposure of thong underwear, typically on women (or men) too overweight to rightfully be wearing such garments.

"That hairy Danish guy is running another marathong at the beach."

"Hey pal, what's with the banana hammock? You trying to win a marathong?"

by revenge_of_tastycakes May 4, 2009

Marathong

When the sweat builds up in a marathon participant's undergarments, the result is a squishy bunching of clothing in the lower regions. The squishing of the undergarment is so tight, it appears visually related to a thong. This phenomenon is known as a "Marathong".

Joe ran so hard at the marathon, the resulting marathong left him immobile for two weeks.

by SN33KYSN33KY February 18, 2009