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marathonging 

wearing the same thong underwear for a period of greater than 36 hours
Due to poor planning and a series of one-night-stands, Lisa has been marathonging for four days.
marathonging by Throbbing Monster February 17, 2009

maachung 

Means 'mate' or 'brother' in Sri Lankan
Curry 1: Hey maachung you going to the curry hut!
Curry 2: Yeah maachung they have good papadumms.
maachung by Kingkong56 June 28, 2010

marathonger 

someone who wears thongs for extended periods of time, for example, up to 24 hours or wears thongs for several weeks or more at a time.
Becky's gynecologist told her to lay off the marathonging because she's getting excessive yeast infections.
marathonger by cinematek July 3, 2004

Justin Michael Malachinski 

Did you know, Justin Michael Malachinski is a racist.

marathong 

The overexposure of thong underwear, typically on women (or men) too overweight to rightfully be wearing such garments.
"That hairy Danish guy is running another marathong at the beach."

"Hey pal, what's with the banana hammock? You trying to win a marathong?"

Marathong 

When the sweat builds up in a marathon participant's undergarments, the result is a squishy bunching of clothing in the lower regions. The squishing of the undergarment is so tight, it appears visually related to a thong. This phenomenon is known as a "Marathong".
Joe ran so hard at the marathon, the resulting marathong left him immobile for two weeks.
Marathong by SN33KYSN33KY February 18, 2009