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He is the most beautiful person one could find on earth. He is funny and has an outstanding smile that makes the sun look like an old lightbulb. He might be a little distanced and probably even rude but once you win Maldrits heart he will watch over you and protect you at all costs. He is a forever person. Being loved by Maldrit is the best thing that could happen to you. You will never feel loneliness because he is a great listener and makes you feel understood and save. He will brighten up your day without you even noticing and makes you addicted to his presence. He can make the clingiest person out of a coldhearted lone Wolf. If you find Maldrit for yourself make sure to never let go of him. He is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Friend: „Since when do you stay with a person 24/7?“
Me: „Since I fell in love with Maldrit.“
Maldrit by Dumbass0409 November 22, 2021
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[malditas drogas]

Spanish for "damned drugs"; similar to WTF. Said when someone says/does something stupid/random/WTF-worthy.
Guy: *singing when he thinks no one's watching*
Other Guy: *shaking head* "Malditas drogas."
[malditas drogas] by zomfgface January 18, 2009

Maldito seas estado de Israel 

Epic phrase said by Chávez in 2010.
"Darling, my parents will come. Pls, don't speak about politicc"

*Parents arrive*

"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"
Spanish for damn (used as an adjective. Not to just say "damn"). Can also be maldita for feminine nouns.
Ese maldito perro no deja de ladrar.
That damn dog won't stop barking.

Si crees eso, eres un maldito idiota.
If you believe that, you're a damn fool.
Maldito by PaQueSepas April 2, 2019

tu maldita madre 

tu maldita madre is like the worse thing that you could tell somebody in DR (dominican republic) is a mix of fuck you and mother fucker
mira hijo de tu maldita madre que carajo tu ta haciendo
Maldit is the english derivative of the spanish word maldita. In English it is used for describing someone who is utterly hopless and stupid. Pronounced "mal-deet".
Dany: Hey maldit (Tasha), get your ass over here!
Irene: Yea what a freakin stupid ass.
Tasha: (falls down seventeen flights of stairs holding tray of pies)
Dany: wow waita be a maldit AGAIN Tasha.
Maldit by Flargin-Hinden-Burg October 7, 2009
madrita is an amazing person in & out but sometimes she can be very unhinged but always look out for her & have her back when she needs you.
“madrita how are you?”
“im good thanks for asking.”
madrita by fatewillreach June 29, 2023
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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