maldrin

1.something/ someone who is so crazy/amazing/confusing/insane that they cant exactly be defined
2. A female who does an incredibly hilarious insane random act, normally including alot of crazy laughing and falling over , or playing with a friends facial features while pointing out funny looking objects
3. A female acting drunk or high, without anything in your system
4. A bipolar bitch
5.something shiny and distracting

1-4. wow, steph is being sucha maldrin....
5.woahh...look at that maldrin!

by Jessii November 14, 2007

malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

malding

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Maldini

An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.

Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."

by Saitacha January 11, 2020

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

maldini

the best football player ever..he played 4 ac milan since he was a child...he gotta become a legend,especially if milan wins the champions league...-actually he misses 3 matches only to do it-
paolo is the best...despite his knees problems he keeps playing agaist time passin'...

sorry...i couldnt buy the tickets 4 the match....
oh no!I've never seen paolo maldini play!

by mileeee April 19, 2007

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019