by anonymous September 15, 2021
Get the Maldinv mug.When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".
by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021
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Maldiva syndrome is where you judge how good a class is based on the damage output on details / recount.
Jacob thinks warrior is the best because of how much damage dekel did on the meters. Dekel is just stat bug abusing, this guy clearly has maldiva syndrome.
by Cman_muncher69xx November 9, 2020
Get the Maldiva syndrome mug.An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.
Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."
by Saitacha January 11, 2020
Get the Maldini mug.Hasan Piker is malding.
by tom lennon June 18, 2019
Get the malding mug.the best football player ever..he played 4 ac milan since he was a child...he gotta become a legend,especially if milan wins the champions league...-actually he misses 3 matches only to do it-
paolo is the best...despite his knees problems he keeps playing agaist time passin'...
paolo is the best...despite his knees problems he keeps playing agaist time passin'...
by mileeee April 19, 2007
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