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When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".
malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021
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Malina is emotion. Whether its love, happiness, anger or sadness.. she wears her emotion on her face and sleeve with no way to hide it even though she tries so hard to. Malina is honest and the worst liar you'll ever meet. She is beautiful and even more beautiful on the inside. Malina is quirky but brings so much happiness into the lives around her. Expect care packages when you're sick if she loves you. Malina may have a hard shell sometimes but only because of how much shes been hurt before. If given time Malina will be the best wife/life partner you will ever find.
You have so much Malina.

Did you get a nap in today? You're very Malina.
Malina by Herro1037542829 June 1, 2018
when someone is both mad and balding.
Hasan is malding
malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

kirstie maldonado 

Kirstie Maldonado is a member of the a cappella group, Pentatonix . She was born on May 16, 1992 and her full name is Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.
OMG!! I LOVE PENTATONIX!! MY FAVORITE MEMBER IS KIRSTIE MALDONADO!!
A very cute and loveable human. Always there to help you when you need it the most. TBH I like her a lot she doesn’t feel the same but it’s all good.
Malina is such a cute girl.

Malina is so loveable.
Malina by SNM_Boltz April 30, 2019
A girl with a smile that could light up the world!.. if she didn't wear a mask. She has the positivity level of an average girl on a sugar high. She is einstein smart and has a fantastic sense of humor. Although she might be a bit shy, she is simply the BEST.
Jeb: Hey look it's Malina!

Lily: She's the bomb
Malina by iwatchtoomuchyoutube February 24, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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