Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.
by turtlelikecat November 9, 2014
Malakai a short kid with amazing hair with a lot of friends and a huge dick I mean huge 6in+ malakai has a lot of friends who love him and he’s always dating someone
Malakai is so hot
by Dhduf March 7, 2019
by lilicedgems February 3, 2010
Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.
Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
by JosefromdaHoods October 3, 2008
Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.
Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
by JoseFromdahoods October 6, 2008
Non-Binary, has good taste in music and arts. Writes and is super shy but also super fun to be around. Doesn't like making decisions
by Weirdest weirdo April 19, 2020