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Malachi'd 

Friend: I'm so malachi'd
Me: same
LilPent: me too
Malachi'd by imtrashlmao August 2, 2018
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Malachi Dean 

I wonder if malachi deans live on mars
Malachi Dean by Eevee simp July 4, 2021

Dirty Malachi 

When a man gets pegged while listening to black metal
God I'm SO ready to get a Dirty Malachi later
Dirty Malachi by DirtyMalachi March 31, 2020

Dirty malachi 

I’m bouta dirty malachi bro
Dirty malachi by Niggaballs538191 October 10, 2021

Dirty Malachi 

When a big black guy aggressive whips out his flaccid penis and spins it around counterclockwise while screaming like an ape.
Bro my boyfriend last night pulled a Dirty Malachi and it was kinda hot.

Malachai Donnelly 

An absolute stud who is impeccable at getting bitches but is to good looking for his own use. He is also insanely rich and did I say handsome?
You heard of malachai Donnelly? Yeah I heard he had sex with the queen yesterday
Malachai Donnelly by Ultrasexyman February 26, 2024
To break a promise, especially with regards to previously arranged plans to meet up.
We were going to Netplay last night, but he malachid me.
malachid by dubyall June 13, 2018
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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