Makid 

Makid is a person, usually a man, who dresses and acts like a woman often to gain your attention or for the purpose of entertaining or performing for others (see: Bollywood). There are many kinds of drag artists and they vary greatly, from professionals who have starred in movies to people who try to attain their fame from posting pictures of themselves in a dress on Facebook. Drag queens also vary by class and culture and can vary even within the same city (so watch out! If you're unsure, use the Crocodile Dundee method). Although many drag queens are presumed to be gay men named Makid, there are drag artists of all genders and sexualities who do drag for various reasons - mostly for the free lube.

So, in order to avoid this tranny named Makid: BEWARE of any arranged marriages with fathers named Apu where your "bride-to-be" suggests the ceremony take place at a 7-11 after arriving in a classy taxi cab-limo, with Gandhi as the priest, Harold & Kumar as your best men, a hamburger cake in the shape of a cow covered in bacon, Punjabi-appetizers, and a slurpee-punch fountain... with the reception consisting of REALLY bad dancing (have you seen Slumdog Millionaire??), *.midi-music scratched by DJ Dhalsim from the next room, women with red spots on their heads (is that herpes?) wearing more sheets than a KKK rally (which you'll gladly put back on once you see what they're covering, yikes) where all of your guests will try to sell you long distance phone service or a computer from Dell and your reward for this extravagant celebration (which cost all of $50) will be smelling like curry for the rest of your life, peeing from your ass for a week and the worst honeymoon ever known to man with a BIG, yet humorously small, surprise from your blushing bride. Don't say i didn't warn you!

...Actually, on second thought, that would be a friggin radass party! (except for the whole drag-queen-for-a-bride and peeing from your anus for a week part)

Makid by Mike Haelmcmahon February 6, 2010

meth maid 

A meth head hag; An older woman strung out on meth, usually skinny, white, stringy-haired, with knobby knees; i.e. Wendy the tweaker prostitute from Breaking Bad.

Man, your root beer-loving aunt is looking rough. She's starting to look like a meth maid.

meth maid by tresadrienne January 18, 2019

Maidan character 

A pale, usually white haired woobie bishonen character who is (or at least pretends to be) very innocent and soft-spoken.
They are usually the youngest members of the group and serve as the heart, if they arent the youngest or are in a darker setting, they sometimes are (or pretend to be) dominant and manipulative and serve as the head instead, or both.

A: "I just started playing this game called Omori, Basil is such a Maidan character!"
B: "Nah, the real Maidan character is definitely Fushi from To Your Eternity."

Maidan character by The Popcat November 5, 2022

Maidenless 

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

Maidenless by Squambo March 7, 2022

Maidenless 

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

Maidenless by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

Maida 

Maida is the coolest person you will ever meet, she is sweet caring and the baddest bitch of all time. Maida is the type of person who would beat anybody up for their friends . If u have a friend called maida make sure u don’t lose them cause they will always be by ur side

Yo Maida isa amazing

Maida by Hahabtn February 21, 2020

Maidenless 

"Maidenless" is a term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware game titled Elden Ring. It is a combination between the word "Maiden" and "Less" which combined could be translated as someone who doesn't have a lover/wife/mistress

"Unfortunately for you however, you are Maidenless"

Maidenless by Zelvaro March 5, 2022