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Make up sex

A dying tradition which is the main reason why many people are getting divorced
Person A: My parents fought and now they're getting a divorce
Person B: Did they have make up sex?
Person A: If they did would I be in this mess
Make up sex by DaDapster April 26, 2010

makeup sex 

Rough and extremely gratifying sex had after an argument.
That bitch was yelling at me all day, but she was screaming my name during makeup sex.
makeup sex by DeezNutz April 9, 2003

Makeup Sex 

the best way to take your anger out on your significant other.
I believe this definition defines it self. Dont beat the crap out of your boy/girl friend, after the fighting just get em back during sex.

Makeup sex 

Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.
Makeup sex by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2022

makeup sex 

What you call the story your friends tell when they want you to think they got laid.
He had makeup sex. He didn't get none, so he made it up!!
makeup sex by SWZ September 25, 2003

makeup sex 

The art of gratifying oneself with make up items.

Example:
a) tickling the punani with a blush brush
b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule
c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler

You get my drift..!
"My ex had an odd makeup sex fetish"
makeup sex by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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