Mahfoodle
Mahfoodle by TRUTHFUL APE November 21, 2019
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Mahfool
Originally Turkish, meaning someone who is utter shit, useless and acts like a complete anus to the point that drives you just crazy and you just wanna f**k him up.
A: Where the fuck are you? (Says on the phone)
B: I am at the gas station, why?!
A: Get the fuck back here mahfool. I fucking need you to get your stuff and F**k off. Jesus Christ you are such a pain in my ass...
B: OK
B: I am at the gas station, why?!
A: Get the fuck back here mahfool. I fucking need you to get your stuff and F**k off. Jesus Christ you are such a pain in my ass...
B: OK
Mahfool by Kratos4eva May 9, 2012
Mahfool
An adjective generated by a real estate agent in Tabriz, Iran while got taped by his worker during a screaming match between him and an unknown contractor who didn't finish the job as promised. (see the video : youtube.com/watch?v=YlmuyIo0KME) means 'acting like a troll' or 'being a jackass'.
As seen in the video 'Mahfool' is pronounced improperly as he intended to say Maf' Oul which in Arabic as an adjective and used for a person means 'Someone who just got fucked'. So accordingly, Mahfool gets another meaning as 'someone who is fucked up'.
As seen in the video 'Mahfool' is pronounced improperly as he intended to say Maf' Oul which in Arabic as an adjective and used for a person means 'Someone who just got fucked'. So accordingly, Mahfool gets another meaning as 'someone who is fucked up'.
A: You are such a Mahfool !
B: Yea I am :D (They always admire the recognition!)
A: Dude, Amir owes me 30 Liras and he won't pay up.
B: Well, forget it dude, you'll never see that money.
A: Why not ?
B: Because you never should have lend a Mahfool any money.
B: Yea I am :D (They always admire the recognition!)
A: Dude, Amir owes me 30 Liras and he won't pay up.
B: Well, forget it dude, you'll never see that money.
A: Why not ?
B: Because you never should have lend a Mahfool any money.
Saucy McFoodlefist
Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, was a grand old man from Pollokshields, with eyes of pale blue irradiated with dark blue—the loveliest eyes I've seen. In the time before becoming a professional, Saucy McFoodlefist led a wild, vagabond-like life spiced by absinthe and hashish. Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, Libertine, was never married. His chief reasoning for never binding his destiny to another was that "a beautiful woman without a mind of her own leaves her lover with no resource after he had physically enjoyed her charms."
Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.
In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"
Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.
In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"
Saucy McFoodlefist by Vilgot Sundberg March 5, 2009
Mafoodle
Mafoodle by Howard Thompson III August 23, 2008
manoodle
A man's warm penis. Short form for man noodle. Much more desirable than the plastic or latex replicas due to its inherent perfect body temperature.
manoodled
manoodled by Daddyshea96 February 4, 2017