Macpoodle 

A person that's not understanding of jokes and has no sense of humor. Is easy to manipulate

Oh my daze he doesn't take jokes well what a macpoodle

Macpoodle by TRUTHFUL APE November 21, 2019

mactoddler 

noun: Derogatory term for a person who (often exclusively) uses Macintosh computers.

Gosh, did you hear that Lisa got yet another MacBook? She's such a mactoddler.

mactoddler by Opusman November 29, 2016

Saucy McFoodlefist 

Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, was a grand old man from Pollokshields, with eyes of pale blue irradiated with dark blue—the loveliest eyes I've seen. In the time before becoming a professional, Saucy McFoodlefist led a wild, vagabond-like life spiced by absinthe and hashish. Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, Libertine, was never married. His chief reasoning for never binding his destiny to another was that "a beautiful woman without a mind of her own leaves her lover with no resource after he had physically enjoyed her charms."

Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.

In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"

Saucy McFoodlefist wants you to have some cupcakes.

Saucy McFoodlefist by Vilgot Sundberg March 5, 2009

McNoodle

the act of cumming in a girls nose and she gets mad and yells at you with the cum hanging out of her nose like a noodle

Lyle: "Man last night i gave marcy a McNoodle."
Fred: " No way how long did it take before she noticed?"
Lyle : "About 10 minutes"

McNoodle by punk4life March 30, 2005

Mafoodle

to smack, punch, kick, beat up, or jump another person.

Yo Jack stepped on my new Jordan's so i mafoodled that nigga.

Mafoodle by Howard Thompson III August 23, 2008

mcdoodleball 

A game played on a tennis court, like a combination of baseball and tennis. A pitcher stands behind one side of the net and pitches the tennis ball across the net where the other team must hit the ball back over the net. If the ball hits the net or leaves the tennis court it is an out. 3 outs and the teams switch sides. To get an out, the ball must be caught in the air, thrown to the pitcher from the spot where they throw before a runner gets to a base, or a runner must be pegged. A strikeout makes the teams automatically switch sides no matter how many outs. Requires at least 2 v 2 players and depending on the size of the tennis court can be up to 5 v 5. The game is 9 innings long and teams switch after 3 outs like regular baseball.

Dude, let's get the Bros and go play some mcdoodleball at the tennis courts.

mcdoodleball by Richard Richards March 13, 2018

manoodle 

A man's warm penis. Short form for man noodle. Much more desirable than the plastic or latex replicas due to its inherent perfect body temperature.

"don't you have a plastic one"?

"No, I'd much rather have a manoodle".

manoodle by Lirpaloo August 23, 2017