mandoodle 

Mandoodle is the sword in the stone and the key to labia’s lair.

Josh’s mandoodle goes in the hamburger…ahhhh perfection!!!

She requested he pass her the mandoodle - and I poked her with it.

mandoodle by Labby Ah June 23, 2022

mandoodle 

Mandoodle is the sword in the stone and the key to labia’s lair.

Josh’s mandoodle goes in the hamburger…ahhhh perfection!!!

She requested he pass her the mandoodle - and I poked her with it.

mandoodle by Labby Ah June 23, 2022

manhoodie 

The loose, hanging and flapping foreskin of an uncircumcised human male.

It is the equivalent of a hoodie sweatshirt for the cock head. The size of the loose dangling foreskin cover defines the level of manhood, making it a "manhoodie". Akin to loose, dangling and flapping pussy lips on the human female.

manhoodie by bnj61 May 31, 2012

candoodle

A flask or bottle of spirits, typically whisky. Tends to be prefixed with "old".

Can I have a bit of the old candoodle?

candoodle by valdoran August 29, 2013

pulled a Mandolesi 

to screw up something, to fix something that is not broken and make it worse, lack of common sense, bad management...

He really pulled a Mandolesi when he "upgraded" our equipment and caused more problems than solved.

pulled a Mandolesi by the workers of ipsco tubulars October 11, 2007

makadoodle 

A Makadoodle is a number to show how much you love someone. This number is so large, it cannot be written down, and consists of more whole numbers than digits of pi A Makadoodle is a number you get by doing the following: go ahead and count the stars. Yes. all of them. Now, multiply that by 4, then count the blades of grass in your backyard, and then multiply it by how many acres of land your parents own, Then, take that number (which should be well over 10000000) and add how the person you love, claims to love you. Now, take that large ass number, and put it into the best calculator you have, and OOP, that number made your calculator crash, because it was too big. Now take the number yet again, and multiply it by how many letters there are in the Portal 2 credits. Including the song letters. You are now one billionth of the way there, to how much you love that person. Because your love for them is larger than any number made. Until now.

Me: I love you a Makadoodle, which, if you don't know, is the biggest number in the world.
Her: *She blushes*
Her: "Well, I love you more!"

makadoodle by Sml Bean December 22, 2019

mandoozle 

Getting tricked by a trani prostitute.

My trip to Thailand really took a turn for the worse after I was mandoozled.

mandoozle by Chuck Goldie June 15, 2012