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Maguera
Maguera by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010
fake maguro
"fake maguro" ("fake tuna" in English) - an experienced woman who pretends she doesn't know anything about sex so a prospective husband won't realize that she's been around. See also "maguro."
She did the fake maguro thing for him and he loved it. Teaching her all sorts of tricks was great for both of them, even if she really already knew them all and more.
fake maguro by owan January 23, 2008
magerous
mystical in nature, and of an ineffable style, given one's totally baked reference frame at the time.
originally derived from a switch around of the phrase "magical mystery tour" such that "mystical magery tour" is uttered instead.
essentially, one must be in a uniquely high state of mind to arrive at such a turn of words, and therefore using the word 'magerous' connotes a supreme sense of wonder at events as they are beheld/unfolding that signifies the classic slowing of time due to the onset of being quite high.
alternatively, 'magerous' may be an apt descriptor of any such event, person, action, or sequence of events that cannot be immediately comprehended due to its dumbfounding nature.
originally derived from a switch around of the phrase "magical mystery tour" such that "mystical magery tour" is uttered instead.
essentially, one must be in a uniquely high state of mind to arrive at such a turn of words, and therefore using the word 'magerous' connotes a supreme sense of wonder at events as they are beheld/unfolding that signifies the classic slowing of time due to the onset of being quite high.
alternatively, 'magerous' may be an apt descriptor of any such event, person, action, or sequence of events that cannot be immediately comprehended due to its dumbfounding nature.
that party we came across last night while high on the peyote you scored can only be summed up as magerous.
magerous by Barnacle Bill May 9, 2011
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