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A person that is super cool and has a huge dick
I'm a maguero
Maguero by MURPH November 16, 2014
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Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex.
A: Yo, I heard you finally banged Stephanie!

B: Yeah, but it turns out she's a maguro.
maguro by zachwolff October 15, 2003
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Receiving fellatio while defecating and eating a cheeseburger simultaneously.
Mike is sooo lucky, yesterday she gave him a Maguera!
Maguera by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010

fake maguro 

"fake maguro" ("fake tuna" in English) - an experienced woman who pretends she doesn't know anything about sex so a prospective husband won't realize that she's been around. See also "maguro."
She did the fake maguro thing for him and he loved it. Teaching her all sorts of tricks was great for both of them, even if she really already knew them all and more.
fake maguro by owan January 23, 2008
Maguelone is a girl name in Europe
Maguelone is cool
maguelone by !#NoOneKnowsMe# ! October 22, 2018

magerous 

mystical in nature, and of an ineffable style, given one's totally baked reference frame at the time.

originally derived from a switch around of the phrase "magical mystery tour" such that "mystical magery tour" is uttered instead.

essentially, one must be in a uniquely high state of mind to arrive at such a turn of words, and therefore using the word 'magerous' connotes a supreme sense of wonder at events as they are beheld/unfolding that signifies the classic slowing of time due to the onset of being quite high.

alternatively, 'magerous' may be an apt descriptor of any such event, person, action, or sequence of events that cannot be immediately comprehended due to its dumbfounding nature.
that party we came across last night while high on the peyote you scored can only be summed up as magerous.
magerous by Barnacle Bill May 9, 2011
the ugly and, quite frankly, TRAGIC Netflix translation of Jasmine saying "my girl" in the Netflix original On My Block
Jasmine: Anyway, it's all good because Ellen is MAGURO, and the last thing she needs is more drama from Señor Mad Moustache...
maguro by iyawn March 31, 2019
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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