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Receiving fellatio while defecating and eating a cheeseburger simultaneously.
Mike is sooo lucky, yesterday she gave him a Maguera!
Maguera by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010
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Mageralyzed 

Hockey term: Getting completely fucked up. Usually results in unconsciousness, but seizures are possible.
Dude you Mageralyzed that bender!
Mageralyzed by AlexW#1 June 3, 2011

manguera 

Spanish for water hose

aka Ghetto water wiggle

Turning on the water hose and spinning it around in circles. Usually seen during hot summers.
Child:"I want a water wiggle!"

*Points at t.v watching kids having fun in water*

Parent:"Go turn on the manguera"
manguera by NinaBruja May 12, 2010
town in northern ireland where incest is recomended
maghera: incest is best
maghera by jmanly March 8, 2009

Manguera 

A person, usually a youngster, who acts as if he is Balling or somebody big, but is really nobody, usually a Mexican.
e.g. A new guy walks into the club thinking he's on top.

Angel: "hahaha look at this manguera"
Manguera by Manuel_6969 September 14, 2009

magherafelt high school 

Magherafelt high school is a school in Northern Ireland that is run like a nazi dictator ship. Uniform day must happen due to the nazi ideology, but it truly harms the school.
I went to magherafelt high school and got punished for not healing the dear leader.
A shithole of a town in northern ireland filled with chavs and hookers.
mostly populated by people called james, most of whom are gay or immature tards, and some who pimp their sisters
i went to maghera on saturday looking for james sister
maghera by John mcE October 24, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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