Maguera

Receiving fellatio while defecating and eating a cheeseburger simultaneously.

Mike is sooo lucky, yesterday she gave him a Maguera!

by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010

Mageralyzed

Hockey term: Getting completely fucked up. Usually results in unconsciousness, but seizures are possible.

Dude you Mageralyzed that bender!

by AlexW#1 June 3, 2011

manguera

Spanish for water hose

aka Ghetto water wiggle

Turning on the water hose and spinning it around in circles. Usually seen during hot summers.

Child:"I want a water wiggle!"

*Points at t.v watching kids having fun in water*

Parent:"Go turn on the manguera"

by NinaBruja May 12, 2010

maghera

town in northern ireland where incest is recomended

maghera: incest is best

by jmanly March 8, 2009

Manguera

A person, usually a youngster, who acts as if he is Balling or somebody big, but is really nobody, usually a Mexican.

e.g. A new guy walks into the club thinking he's on top.

Angel: "hahaha look at this manguera"

by Manuel_6969 September 14, 2009

magherafelt high school

Magherafelt high school is a school in Northern Ireland that is run like a nazi dictator ship. Uniform day must happen due to the nazi ideology, but it truly harms the school.

I went to magherafelt high school and got punished for not healing the dear leader.

by Freedom19384 December 30, 2013

maghera

A shithole of a town in northern ireland filled with chavs and hookers.
mostly populated by people called james, most of whom are gay or immature tards, and some who pimp their sisters

i went to maghera on saturday looking for james sister

by John mcE October 24, 2007