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oof oof magoof
oof oof magoof by Just a white Wigga September 25, 2018
tip top magoo
A phrase used to describe the good ganja. The kind of sweet sweet devils lettuce that will take you on a journey through the cosmos.
tip top magoo by scoyle1994 October 8, 2018
Shitty Magoo
Person 1: Did you see Selena go Shitty Magoo on the track today?
Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!
Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!
Shitty Magoo by trackrunnerthatdoesntshit December 25, 2019
maloof
(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012
magoozler
magoozler by eketron vaughn smackingsworth September 2, 2009
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