magoosalum 

An indescriminate amount of a gellatenous or viscous fluid.

"Just dab a little magoosalum on there!"

"I passed out drunk at a frat party and woke up with magoosalum all over my face!"

magoosalum by John Pressley June 24, 2008

magoozlum 

Crap, garbage, useless Pap.

As in Raymond Chandler‘s The Long Goodbye : “…if I ever finish that stack of magoozlum on the desk there I may possibly have written 13 shitty best sellers.”

magoozlum by Pseudonymous The Elder August 9, 2022