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Magicorn 

A genetic hybrid of a unicorn and a sorcerer. Declared the most dominant creature to live. Mishandling or foreplay with a unicorn may cause priapism or even death if not correctly birthed. 2 Wizards 1 Unicorn
Guy 1: bro i tried making a Magicorn, now i gots priapism.
Guy 2: tell me when you buy the farm
Magicorn by Enamored July 2, 2016
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magiconda 

A magiconda is a penis so big It represent an anaconda and the "magi" comes from the guy being extremely good in the bedroom
girl1: have you heard about that guy?
girl2: no why?
girl1: he has a magiconda
magiconda by tomprince November 22, 2014

manicorn 

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).
See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."
manicorn by B&E April 12, 2007
Word of the Day on October 4, 2008

Manicorn 

Man bun worn at the front of the head, just above the forehead. Resembles a unicorn horn.
Yo bro, that manicorn is super tight.
Manicorn by Klabanator June 8, 2018

manicorn 

The elusive perfect male. He can be found at bars, but not singing karaoke drunk while making out with your best friend. He is sensitive to your needs and is a caring man who will put your needs first. He will talk about feelings with you and will never cheat on you ever.
Sean is my manicorn, he is sensitive and caring, he makes me dinner and then we talk about our feelings while watching a romantic comedy and crying at the really happy or sad parts.
manicorn by Elisabunny February 21, 2010

Manicorn 

A solo male in the Lifestyle, who actually understands the lifestyle and non monogamous relationships, communicative and , and usually experienced.
We've met so many solo men but only one manicorn who knew what he was doing, he's vetted in the community.
Manicorn by The Swingers Wife December 1, 2020

manicorn 

A mythical human male with the largest, most beautiful cock in the world. Very shy.
I was hoping to meet a manicorn at the bar last night, but all I got was a li'l naner.
manicorn by the_mumbler February 5, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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