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Magic.Wand 

Originating on IRC in programming channels like #asp, #dotnet and #C#, the Magic.Wand is a mythical class library that fixes all of your problems for you. It is self compiling so there is no source code, the API is completely arbitrary and self determining based on your inability to explain what it is you need help with and your general lack of comprehension as to what it would take to accomplish said goals.
user1: plz halp, i need cart for my site thx
user2: use the Magic.Wand object and call the .generateCart() method
Magic.Wand by nfn February 23, 2005
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magic wand 

the Hitachi Magic Wand is a clitoral stimulation vibrator that plugs in (no batteries, good for the environment, and you won't run out of power at the critical moment !)Mentioned on "Sex in the City" and known as "The Cadillac of Vibrators", this is perhaps the world's most popular vibrator.Its strong vibration makes it an unfailing friend in masturbation, and its symmetrical shape makes it a natural for partnered, face-to-face fun.For women who are looking for their first orgasm, the electric vibrations will awaken a slumbering clitoris very effectively. The Wand provides strong, steady stimulation.It's a must for postmenopausal women who are beginning to lose interest in sex.Two speeds, spongy head (about the size of a tennis ball)
Size: 12" long, the head is 2 1/2" in diameter.
After a 12-hr shift she liked to crawl into a warm bed with her magic wand resting on her snatch.
magic wand by Jake February 26, 2004

magic wand 

Hitachi Magic Wand - The ULTIMATE pleasure device
magic wand by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Magic wand 

A machine gun.

This term was coined by Tyler, the creator.
"She's gonna be dead, i just a got a magic wand"
-Tyler, the creator, NEW MAGIC WAND
Magic wand by Vreq July 28, 2019

magic wand 

1)noun. a dildo or vibrator

2) a device that will someday render men obsolete
After shopping in duPont circle and buying two vibrators Whit took the train to the National Gallery or Art where the bag checker made a wise crack about her purchase. Later that day on the train she and her friend, Sandra, had a duel smacking each other with their vibrating magic wands.
magic wand by Kaworu July 3, 2004

magic wand 

A toilet brush
If there's a little dung,
Please use the magic wand!
magic wand by dildo777 September 6, 2018

Magic Wand 

A magic wand is a stick that is magical and can do spells
Harry used his magic wand against the evil villian
Magic Wand by ImAGod.org February 7, 2019
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