Maestror

A derogatory term for homosexual asian males that enjoy being dominated anally by a black male partner.

Guy 1: "Y'know, I heard George Takei has been spending alot of quality time with LeVar Burton recently"

Guy 2: "Are you serious? I didn't think Sulu was a goddamn maestror too! That's terrible."

by The Cobb April 6, 2011

maestrobater

To conduct your penis as if you are conducting a symphony orchestra, usually to classical music.

"Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."

"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."

"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."

by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

by boatbutter March 27, 2008

shars maestro

He Is a celebrity singer and multiinstrumentalist.
And by occupational he is a doctor

Shars maestro from india

by S mae November 2, 2020

shars maestro

He is a celebrity singer and multiinstrumentalist

And by profession he is a doctor

Shars maestro is from india

by S mae November 2, 2020

maestro

Someone with much skill in an art, a great musician, composer or music teacher.

The maestro for the orchestra will be Jonny.

by werwertwgg432 January 14, 2005

buttplug maestro

the master of the buttplug

Mother walks in on gay son using buttplug she gave him for Christmas, "wow you've fairly mastered that buttplug son!" to which the son replies "I know, I am the true buttplug maestro."

by TheKettleMan May 14, 2013