Mactub 

When 2 people have sexual intercourse in a bathtub filled up with Mac and cheese.

Honey, did you load up on Mac and cheese so we can mactub tonight?

Mactub by GucciGotch March 17, 2024

maktub 

Arabic popular saying that means "It was written!", meaning it was always meant to happen/to be.

Jade/Lucas = MAKTUB!

maktub by Jules October 11, 2006

Maktub 

It is a Arabic saying that can be translated to ‘It is written’.

In the book, The Alchemist, Paul Coelho shows how life is and spreads the word. He shows that it has been written, life for everyone has. Life is written by one hand that decides what will happen, the one hand that knows the future. It is a single phrase that can change the meaning of how you view life. Maktub

Maktub by HelpWitWordsForLife June 16, 2019

Macuban

when you smoke a huge bat and your filter is to big you get chunks of weed in your mouth and throat

SMoke a 5 gram joint and A macuban will go in your mouth and throat

Macuban by Gennero VItullio December 23, 2006

macturbate 

v. to pleasure oneself through use of an Apple product

Once Mike gets the new iPhone he's going to macturbate for a week straight.

macturbate by eponymousrhinocerous September 11, 2012

Macturbater

One who buys and promotes the use of Apple products on the grounds that they are "the best computers in the world" but is largely ignorant about computer tech and other industry facts.

A full-fledged macturbater owns and operates the latest and greatest Apple products. They may brag about their "16GB of RAM and Retina Display" when they typically only use those features to watch porn and/or Instagram pictures of their cats with the hashtag #iphoneonly.

Stefan purchased the latest Macbook Pro and won't shut up about how great 16GB of RAM is. He uses it to photoshop photos and maybe occasionally develop CSS. I can do all that with my 5 year old Dell running Windows XP. He's such a Macturbater.

Macturbater by legittalon July 1, 2012

mantube 

Slang for a mans penis, usually used in reference to homosexual activity.

'' Theres nothing Richard likes more than a mantube''
''My mantubes about to explode, wheres the bathroom''

mantube by Jarrod A July 16, 2008