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Slang for a mans penis, usually used in reference to homosexual activity.
'' Theres nothing Richard likes more than a mantube''
''My mantubes about to explode, wheres the bathroom''
mantube by Jarrod A July 16, 2008
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Some nigga that has shitty english. He's probably a nigga that sounds like a kid at the age of 15 too. He really likes to maxturbate in his house while his mom is not watching and teaches people how to maxturbate like him.
Random person: I'm not being friends with a maxtube.
Maxtube by nigga lick 69 September 11, 2020
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Man Tube 

The male reproductive organ.
"Holy hieroglyphics Batman! You're man tube is sextactular!"
Man Tube by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011
When a guy wears a shirt two sizes two small for his chest. Commonly found in gyms and nightclubs.
Derek is so mantuse strutting around here showing off his "chest".
Mantuse by Macanip April 24, 2013

fleshy man tube

it's yo fuckin' cock
jimbo rammed his fleshy man tube into jane's hairy asshole
fleshy man tube by pappy July 16, 2004
A reference to only the snazziest of stud muffins, with a decidedly polygonal twist.
Dude 1: Did you see that guy walking by with a chick on each arm?!
Dude 2: Schnap, that guy is such a mancube...
mancube by Spoon9090 July 1, 2011
From man-nature. All manmade objects and all the features, forces and processes that happen or exist due to human intervention, such as vehicles, TVs, the internet, war and poetry
This Media Centre is the best example of manture I have seen!
manture by Greg&Abi May 17, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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