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markface 

A scary face that is ugly, unattractive and only curable by Hollywood quality makeup and effects or plastic surgery.
My dog keeps barking because of your markface. Leave, now!

I don't believe your sex story because you have markface.

You're looking for a "markface" mask? It's on Aisle 3 next to the Ronald Regan and Mr. Potato head masks.
markface by lehehe123 August 10, 2017
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mack face 

a face someone makes when he/she is sexually interested in the person that he/she is talking to or checking out.
I see how you're looking at her, you even got your mack face on.
mack face by Buffa bear May 7, 2010

Mankface 

Someone who has sustained multiple insect bites to the face causing swelling and large red areas.
Ben: Oh my god, have you seen Katy 's mankface?

Jade: yeah. She must have like 15 bites
Mankface by Chubber lover October 7, 2019

maskface 

When one wears a face mask due to the pandemic so much they get tons of acne.
Girl 1. "Damn girl why's your face so broke out?"
Girl 2. "It's a bad case of maskface thanks to having to wear a mask all the time."
maskface by Same nobody January 22, 2021
a person whose name you do not know. You only know them because you saw your friend making out with them.
Hey Cathy i saw you with Macface yesterday! Maybe you guys should try to not do that in public anymore.

muckface 

did you check out dude's new facebook pic? Total muckface.
muckface by J.L.Lee October 20, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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