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a person whose name you do not know. You only know them because you saw your friend making out with them.
Hey Cathy i saw you with Macface yesterday! Maybe you guys should try to not do that in public anymore.
Words you can keep
a girl with a nice body, but has a face that looks like Nicholas Cage.
Dude I have manface in my third period class
ManFace by Yami December 14, 2003

McFace Meal 

After taking an enormous amount of ecstacy pills, you have the eye wobbles and the jaw clenches to the point where it looks like you are eating your own face.
Sitting in the bedroom, the lights off, the music blaring. My palms are sweating and i look up to take in my surrroundings, when i see my friend Marchi having himself a McFace Meal, in his own world. Hours of entertainment for all who watch.
McFace Meal by aderjo April 5, 2006

McFaceRape 

A tasty combination from McDonald's, parallelling the legendary McGangBang, only this particular sandwich involves ordering a double quarter pounder and a McChicken, instead of the McGangBang's McDouble.

One must insert the McChicken into the middle of the paddies on the Double Quarter Pounder, and preferably add MacSauce for extra lube.
Me: I got McFaceRaped earlier today.

Friend: Aw man, that sucks. Did it hurt?

Me: The massive dump i took afterwards did

Friend: What?

Me: Oh dude, I didn't get raped, I got McFaceRaped! It's clinically proven to be the fastest way to get heart disease
McFaceRape by McLovin''' June 9, 2011
you're a real heartbreaker, there, magface...
magface by Ariell Hartwell June 29, 2007
one who has been unkowingly used as a stud to produce superior offspring by having intercourse
I thought she really liked me , but it turns out i was malfaced. She just wanted me to have a quality child
malfaced by Becky Anne Marie Blazer September 23, 2003
someone with excessive amounts of make up on the face.

someone trying to cover something everyone knows about already.<3

Someone who has a nice body but no face to show for it.

someone who takes picures with only one side of their face.

Someone who wears sneakers with a skirt.
That girl in our school has a mapface.
mapface by flufluflu March 12, 2007
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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