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Machec

May-chic. Amazing, Amesome, Sarcastic, One of a kind, Sassy Bitches. A word to describe the Lqbtq+ community as they check all the boxes.
My teacher criticized a boy in my class for cutting the cards out badly and he said: "Bitch I'm not even straight and you expect me to cut like one" he's very Machec
by Via Obsessed December 7, 2020
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Machete momma

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
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machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.
Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!
by Travesty October 8, 2021
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Macheteraped

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
by Fukaface! May 31, 2018
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Machscott

Slower than molasses. Slower than everyone around you. Last to arrive at the group destination. Opposite of Mach Speed. Leisurely pace. A 'stroll' to destination.

Zero to slow in eventually.
Man, we were waiting for you but you were going machscott and my motorcycle doesn't have reverse!
by galen96 August 14, 2011
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Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm
Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!
by Aidony October 30, 2010
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Macheala

Macheala is an amazing girl who is an amazing best friend. She is pretty, artistic, an athlete and is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. This is a name pronounced Ma KaHl A
Wow I wish I could date macheala!

I know right she's the total package!
by Josie Lee January 24, 2014
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