Machec 

May-chic. Amazing, Amesome, Sarcastic, One of a kind, Sassy Bitches. A word to describe the Lqbtq+ community as they check all the boxes.

My teacher criticized a boy in my class for cutting the cards out badly and he said: "Bitch I'm not even straight and you expect me to cut like one" he's very Machec

Machec by Via Obsessed December 7, 2020

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Machscott 

Slower than molasses. Slower than everyone around you. Last to arrive at the group destination. Opposite of Mach Speed. Leisurely pace. A 'stroll' to destination.

Zero to slow in eventually.

Man, we were waiting for you but you were going machscott and my motorcycle doesn't have reverse!

Machscott by galen96 August 14, 2011

Steady Your Machete 

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010

Macheala

Macheala is an amazing girl who is an amazing best friend. She is pretty, artistic, an athlete and is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. This is a name pronounced Ma KaHl A

Wow I wish I could date macheala!

I know right she's the total package!

Macheala by Josie Lee January 24, 2014