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Machscott

Slower than molasses. Slower than everyone around you. Last to arrive at the group destination. Opposite of Mach Speed. Leisurely pace. A 'stroll' to destination.

Zero to slow in eventually.
Man, we were waiting for you but you were going machscott and my motorcycle doesn't have reverse!
by galen96 August 14, 2011
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Mascotting

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots
I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)
by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008
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Mascottacking

The sport of beating the shit out of high school mascots.
Douchebag #1: "Jake sacked the guy in the Bear suit at the rugby game last week!"
Douchebag #2: "Oh man, I want to do some Mascottacking too!"
by Jake Powell May 5, 2008
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masscott

MA-SC(K)-OOTA or MSS-AKH-AD(T) *!! FOR PLURAL!!* This word comes from an arabic base meaning . It means Stupid or Dumb . You could use this word when your friend/s do something stupid or funny ! or you can use this as a way to call someone you hate ''dumb'' without them knowing !
sam is acting as a masscott ! Ugh she's annoying me .
by Xvngle December 7, 2018
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chinese mascott

funny ass mofo; one who likes to dance; crazy; artist but at the same time artistically challenged.
that kid is one chinese mascott
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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Mascotting

Verb: to be a mascot

The practice of using political, financial, or informational privilege to promote a particular person as a thought leader or influencer in a particular field or around a popular narrative.

This is done in a way that makes the support seem organic, and eventually promotes organic support and momentum, which masks the initial catalyst.

Or...astroturfing a person’s story
Yo why do the press keep going on about Harry and Meghan? No one cares...

Some kind of mascotting campaign no doubt...

Or

Looks like whoever Epstein was mascotting for didn’t want to risk him saying anything

#EpsteinDidntKillHimself

Or...

Epstein was clearly a mascot for someone or something bigger.
by KandorOfficial November 13, 2021
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scottie mcscott scott

that's scottie 2 hottie over there! aka scottie mcscott scott! so cute, my name could be asshole mcscott scott!
by sloppytoppy4000 December 4, 2022
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