The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).

Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."

marooning by T.Stainz April 30, 2013

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Macooning

Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't.

If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.

Person 1: You brought my car home last night right?

Person 2: I drove your car last night?

Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now?

Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry.

Macooning by Cooterpoop July 11, 2012

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Marooning

Walking around with a condom on throughout the day. Ready for any opportunity.

*gasp* “Jake are you marooning!?”
“yes”

Marooning by banjam December 18, 2024

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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