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Macaroons 

Small breasts that have a man's sperm running down the middle.

The term macaroon gets this definition from the idea of two small domes with cream inbetween. Ironically, some if not most macaroons are made with some type of nut. Usually almonds.

This is not often used as a derogatory term, but instead as a compliment, as macaroons are widely enjoyed as a sweet treat and often preferred in smaller sizes.
She's my macaroon
I made her chest a macaroon
I love my macaroons
Macaroons by PhuzzyWuzzy December 11, 2021
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Peanut butter hershey macaroons 

An acronym standing for "Person beats his meat." This phrase can only be used when you either see someone beating his meat OR as a curse.
"Oh my god! Peanut butter hershey macaroons.." She had just gotten a blue screen on her computer.

Chocolate Dipped Macaroons 

When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.
Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.

Sacaroons 

Sacaroons - a. A man's nutsack that looks strikingly similar to a macaroon.

b. Macaroons that look strikingly similar to a man's nutsack.
a. Man, I was about to go down on a guy and he had a total sacaroon.

b. Dude, I just ate some gnarly sacaroons.
Sacaroons by Johnny Pot-Smoker September 11, 2010

macaroni meat mountain 

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”
macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019

Macaroonxx

A person made from macarons. Very cool person to hang with and is very funny and saves random screenshots that are worrying. Also goes by Mac, MacBook or MacDonald's
Person one: Hey! have you seen Macaroonxx?

Person two: No.. they're probably playing genshin
Macaroonxx by Nakamoshii November 9, 2021