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Macaroons 

Small breasts that have a man's sperm running down the middle.

The term macaroon gets this definition from the idea of two small domes with cream inbetween. Ironically, some if not most macaroons are made with some type of nut. Usually almonds.

This is not often used as a derogatory term, but instead as a compliment, as macaroons are widely enjoyed as a sweet treat and often preferred in smaller sizes.
She's my macaroon
I made her chest a macaroon
I love my macaroons
Macaroons by PhuzzyWuzzy December 11, 2021
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Peanut butter hershey macaroons 

An acronym standing for "Person beats his meat." This phrase can only be used when you either see someone beating his meat OR as a curse.
"Oh my god! Peanut butter hershey macaroons.." She had just gotten a blue screen on her computer.

Chocolate Dipped Macaroons 

When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.
Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.

Sacaroons 

Sacaroons - a. A man's nutsack that looks strikingly similar to a macaroon.

b. Macaroons that look strikingly similar to a man's nutsack.
a. Man, I was about to go down on a guy and he had a total sacaroon.

b. Dude, I just ate some gnarly sacaroons.
Sacaroons by Johnny Pot-Smoker September 11, 2010

macaroni meat mountain 

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.
Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”
macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019

Macaroonxx

A person made from macarons. Very cool person to hang with and is very funny and saves random screenshots that are worrying. Also goes by Mac, MacBook or MacDonald's
Person one: Hey! have you seen Macaroonxx?

Person two: No.. they're probably playing genshin
Macaroonxx by Nakamoshii November 9, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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